When I saw the topic prompt from Tara I wasn't sure I was going to join in with this as I couldn't imagine ANYONE wanting to see photos from my day being a SAHM. Me teaching my daughter, playing with her and cleaning. Wow! But then I thought I'd give it a go just for laugh. So hold on to your hats for a roller coaster ride of excitement *sarcasm* here's how I spent Monday 7th February 2011...
8.00am
Breakfast time. Mini Cheddar (aka the human dustbin) ploughs through 3 (yes 3!) weetabix. Then begs some "Mummy toast" from my plate.
Then it's wait for my doofus of a husband (aka 'Daddy Leg' as Mini Cheddar now calls him) to slide downstairs on his bottom - he's fractured his ankle and is in plaster...I may have mentioned it this once or twice ;-) - so I can make his coffee and breakfast. Joy.
10.45am
Having provided said plastered husband with provisions for sofa-based nappy changing I arrive at the dentist and sit in the waiting room.
The prospect of having a filling removed and replaced is not one I'm relishing.
12.00pm
I arrive back home to find my lounge trashed with toys. Husband in plaster (foot up) trying to work on the laptop from the sofa. Even Dory the fish looks pissed off!
I can't even moan at them both as I can't speak properly without dribbling out of the side of my mouth. Damn dentist!
I make them both cheese on toast for lunch which they scoff on the sofa and jump back in the car. I'm unable to eat.
12.50pm
I walk into the doctors waiting room and an amazing sight greets me, one I've never experienced! It's empty!
I'm so happy to take this photo as next time I'm stuck in there with the loads of the silver-hair brigade coughing and a thousand kiddies running around snotting everywhere I'll remember this moment. Ah!
2.00pm
After a quick pit stop home to settle Mini Cheddar down for a nap (and check on useless man in plaster) I pick up some letters and head out to the 'Swyddfa'r Post'.
That's Welsh for Post Office incase you were wondering.
2.30pm
Just a quick 5 minutes before Mini Cheddar wakes to grab a coffee and a choccy break. Not exactly what my dentist would approve of after all her hard work but hey ho I need a sugar fix!
4.00pm
Mini Cheddar decides that Teddy has come out in sympathy for 'Daddys Leg' so we have to bandage Teddys leg too and give him lots of cuddles.
5.00pm
Start to make dinner, set table and generally try to keep Mini Cheddar from trashing the place whilst I do.
7.00pm
Mini Cheddar and Minnie Mouse ready for bed!
8.00pm
2 very LARGE glasses of Baileys and ice and a selection of naughty treats for husband and I to relax and watch a film. Well, it's been a rough old week ;-)
Bed at 10.30pm. So rock 'n roll.
Rinse and repeat.
(I'll omit photos of us all asleep)
See, told you it was thrilling!