Join in the childish Toilet Tuesday (yes I know it's Monday still!) fun now on Wendys blog.
I think most people enjoy a bit of toilet humour (even if they don’t openly admit it), giggling like school children when someone ‘lets one go’ by accident. When I was growing up one of my favourite programmes was The Young Ones, much to my mothers disgust, then as I got older I loved Bottom. Says it all really.
It’s surprising then to learn that was actually in a relationship for almost 7 years with a man who hated flatulence. In those 7 years I actually only broke wind in front of him twice. I still, to this day, wonder how I managed to get through all that time without breaking wind in his company. It’s a wonder I didn’t become a victim of spontaneous human combustion!
The last time I did float an air biscuit in front of him I remember so vividly. We were walking back home hand in hand in the early hours of the morning on New Years day after enjoying a party at a friend’s house when it started snowing. There weren’t many people about as it was about 4am – yes, there once was a time when I could arrive home with the milkman – it was so beautiful. Almost picture perfect, like something from a movie. He stopped me and pulled me in close and told me how much he loved me. Perfect I hear you say. Well, it would have been if, when he kissed me and cuddled me, I hadn’t expelled a loud gassy noise from my derrière. He dropped me like a hot brick and called me disgusting. Of course this just made me laugh and the more indignant he got about it, the harder I laughed (and the amount of cider and vodka I’d consumed didn’t help). We walked home the rest of the way in complete silence. Happy...or should I say Crappy New Year!
8 comments:
I'm actually literally "laughing out loud"!! hehe I love that story...and the disclaimer about not crapping yourself is hilarious! Thank you for linking and for your help and patience too! *Still chuckling to self*
ROFL, my daughter just asked me why I was laughing. I interrupted her cartoon. Very funny, and yes...I can't believe you did no bloat in pain during that relationship!!!
Hehe brilliant. I'm lucky. I have a hubby who thinks farting is hilarious. Good job really...
Love it!
Can I go out on a limb and guess you are English?
Glad you enjoyed ladies.
Hannah - my husband says that I certainly make up for 7 years of holding it in now!
Mid30s - Haha! Why, do Aussies not break wind? Yes was born in Chester, England but have lived literally 2 miles over the border into Wales all my life so I could play football for either ;)
Oh and Wendy I so had to add the disclaimer...didn't want people thinking I'd followed through now did I!?
Funny! While toilet humour is universal, I don't think anyone loves it quite like the English. Maybe the British in general but I don't know.
Nothing like a good fart gag is there!
Oh, believe me, the Aussies love it too!!! My 8yo daughter (yes daughter) makes non-start fart jokes all day. It's a source of great hilarity in our house.
Great new idea ladies!
PS. Heather, just wanted to say thanks for stopping by my blog and commenting. When you return (which I hope you will!!) I just wanted to let you know that I didn't delete your comment!! I just had a serious crisis of newbie blogger confidence yesterday and pulled my post down (and your comment with it) before fiddling with my post a bit more then reposting.
Oh, the joys of being a newbie!
xxxx00
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