(On entering the National Museum of Scotland)
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| MC does her best impression of Penfold from Danger Mouse |
MC: But where is Grandma?
MC: You look tired Mummy. Do you need a coffee?
(in the motorway service toilets)
MC: Mummy, you can do your wee wee on my wee wee if you like?
Me: Why thank you.
MC: It's my pleasure. Father Christmas will be SO happy with your wee wee Mummy.
(in a restaurant)
MC: Where has Daddy gone?
Me: He's gone to the toilet.
MC: Is he doing a wee or a poo?
Me: (trying to quieten her down) I don't know sweetie.
MC: I will ask him
Me: No, it doesn't matter sweetie
(Matt returns to the table)
MC: *shouts* Did you do a nutty poo Daddy?
(Grandma puts lunch in front of MC)
MC: Blimey!
(looking at the TV)
"Mummy, turn this off please. It's really annoying"
MC: Mummy, what are we having for dinner tonight?
Me: Buffalo burgers
MC: Daddy! Daddy! We're having Gruffalo burgers for dinner!
MC: Mummy?
Me: Yes darling?
MC: When we go on holiday will a pirate fly the plane?
Me: I really hope not (trying hard not to fall on the floor laughing)
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V funny! Hope you had a fab time and the jet-lag isn't too bad. Looking forward to hearing all about it.
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