Monday, 26 March 2012

Pregnancy Dreams Are The Stuff Of Nightmares

It has to be said that being pregnant totally messes with our minds as well as our bodies.

Not only do I struggle to get through the simplest of tasks when awake I have found myself having THE weirdest dreams over the past months.

My head is constantly elsewhere, whether I'm working, doing things around the house or I'm snuggled up in bed.

Apparently it's the increase in hormones that cause our dreams to go wild. Everything gets blamed on them doesn't it? *shakes fist at hormones*

Let me share some of my dream gems:

  • Driving a rally car with Craig David - and no, we weren't making love by Wednesday
  • Running away from a giant tidal wave of Iced Gems. WTF?
  • Blowing up a condom to giant proportions and using it as some sort of phallic hot air balloon
  • Having an indepth debate with a tree about the pros and cons of camouflage. Again, WTF?
  • Having my baby just appear in my arms and my tummy returning to normal size in an instant - I blame The Sims for that one
  • Being cut in half by Paul Daniels. Now that's magic!
  • Being a female 007 and managing to go undercover to foil a plot of world domination by thousands of seagulls. I think this is because my car has been attacked by poop lately.
  • Having sex at a party with Simon Cowell (yup, that's the nightmare). Lets just say it was good and I got through to Judges houses!

So, there you have it. I'm actually surprised I have time to dream all this seeing as I feel like I'm constantly awake with heartburn or toilet trips!

I'm hoping normal dream service will resume shortly.


PhotoPuddle said...

Those dreams are bizarre. My dreams haven't changed that much but then again I tend to dream all sorts of weird stuff anyway! 

Notmyyearoff said...

I wouldn't mind being swept away on a tidal wave of iced gems. Sex dreams about Simon Cowell though? Those pants!! *shudder*

I Heart Motherhood said...

hahhaha, love those. I hated mine as they always involved me running off with my Ex boyfriend! Hideous thought and so glad once Noah arrived the dreams stopped! Not long now Heather, really can't wait for your news, xxx

Mum ofallTrades said...

these are hilarious! love the Paul Daniels one.

HelenatAardvark said...

Before I had T last year, I HAD to have an afternoon sleep - those sleeps had some of the maddest dreams ever. So spooky to wake up in an empty house and have to pick up the others from school - I always felt like everyone could tell I'd been dreaming (They weren;t THAT sort of dream!) Good Luck x

bod for tea said...

I had the weirdest dreams when I was pregnant with DD, so much so that I started a dream diary to record them. Love the 007 one, that's the kind of dream I had too - taking on the world! :D

farfromhomemama said...

I never had pregnancy dreams. I missed out! Not so much on the sex with Cowell though.

HELEN said...

hmm dreams or wishful thinking...Simon Cowell..are you kidding?!
Isn't it that we dream just before we wake up? so I guess that's why you're dreaming so much as you're always waking up for your toilet trips....
I remember having vivid dreams about having the baby but waking up just before it was born or  seeing arms & legs & a face sticking out of my bump.

Talesofataitai said...

Wow. Craig David AND Simon Cowell. Those are some special dreams lady ;) xx

MsXpat said...

Wow, interesting dream there I can see some will cause concern. I can't remember my dreams while pregnant expect for the ones where I kept dream what the child would look like and the gender, as has opted not to know the gender. However after having my baby I had numerous dreams of losing my baby in water. VERY Scary stuff! Hubby thought it was down to too many Japanese horror movies, but I wasn't watching any then? As you say WTF? 

I hope you do manage to have some 'sweet dreams' too. Take care.

scribblingmum said...

That's bonkers isn't it?! Something about writing down your dreams makes you able to remember them instantly when you read them back, it instantly brings them to life again, don't you think? Which is a real bonus for you - you can bring back that vision of humping Simon whenever you need to vomit. :)

Northernmum said...

Is it wrong to wait to know more about sex with Simon.....

Honest Mum said...

I'd love a dream with Simon and Craig David! Seriously though I'm pregnant too and sick of all the nightmares. Started camomile tea and honey before bed and happy thoughts!!! Like Simon C and Craig David. OK I'll stop now.

grumpinator said...

I thought it was amazing how my weird dreams ended the day JC arrived. From about 26 weeks up until his birth, I was having vivid, weird dreams every night then nothing! It took a while before I dreamed again but then it also took about 6 months before I slept longer than 2 hours at a time! lol

Blue Sky said...

Here's hoping all your dreams are wonderful again now :D xx

MsXpat said...

LOL well some of them are funny, but you are right they do get a big scary at times. Funnily enough it was after giving birth to my first child that the weird dreams began, the first of which was when my milk came through. It was as if I were him, I was being held in the arms of someone, everything was black and white and I was seeing things from a prostrate position.... weird huh?

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