...you permanently walk around with a boob out of your nursing top
...you forget to put said boob away when you answer the door to the postman
...you walk around with a milky sick stain on your shoulder all the time
...your hairbrush has a battle to de-tangle your hair because of the dried sick in it
...dry shampoo is your new best friend
...when you hear the dreaded 'sick' noise over your shoulder you hope it's fresh milk and not curdled smelly milk
...you make new friends from America, Canada and Australia on Twitter because of tweeting at 4am GMT
...you hear the birds wake up
...you get annoyed at how happy the birds are first thing in the morning
...you wonder why there's a wet patch on your lap/groin, then realise you forgot to put your boob away. Again
...if you have to spend more than 48 hours in the house you get severe cabin fever
...you eat constantly but still lose weight (yaye for breastfeeding!)
...your washing machine is constantly on
...you never seem to reach the bottom of the washing pile despite the washing machine being on all the time
...there are clothes drying EVERYWHERE around the house (sod off rain!)
...you decide to wear the same item of clothing 3 days in a row because 'it will only get sicked on anyway'
...you hear your husband snoring peacefully at 4am and deliberately cough/sneeze/yawn loudly/fart to wake him up
...you don't so much as flinch when you get baby poop on your hand
...you are obsessed with the colour/consistency of said poop
...you never want to eat a chicken korma again
...4am is the new time to draft blog posts
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| "Ok, I hold my hands up - it's all MY fault" |
This is a follow-on post from my You Know You're Pregnant When... post
