(On entering the National Museum of Scotland)
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| MC does her best impression of Penfold from Danger Mouse |
MC: But where is Grandma?
MC: You look tired Mummy. Do you need a coffee?
(in the motorway service toilets)
MC: Mummy, you can do your wee wee on my wee wee if you like?
Me: Why thank you.
MC: It's my pleasure. Father Christmas will be SO happy with your wee wee Mummy.
(in a restaurant)
MC: Where has Daddy gone?
Me: He's gone to the toilet.
MC: Is he doing a wee or a poo?
Me: (trying to quieten her down) I don't know sweetie.
MC: I will ask him
Me: No, it doesn't matter sweetie
(Matt returns to the table)
MC: *shouts* Did you do a nutty poo Daddy?
(Grandma puts lunch in front of MC)
MC: Blimey!
(looking at the TV)
"Mummy, turn this off please. It's really annoying"
MC: Mummy, what are we having for dinner tonight?
Me: Buffalo burgers
MC: Daddy! Daddy! We're having Gruffalo burgers for dinner!
MC: Mummy?
Me: Yes darling?
MC: When we go on holiday will a pirate fly the plane?
Me: I really hope not (trying hard not to fall on the floor laughing)
2 comments:
V funny! Hope you had a fab time and the jet-lag isn't too bad. Looking forward to hearing all about it.
Oh she is just adorable? how do get anything done for laughing?! She comes out with some real corkers. Don't you always find that when you try and hush them a bit when you are in public that they just repeat the offending word/sentence extra loud! It's such a lovely age isn't it :-) xx
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