|Open my food cupboards and these fall out...|
I'll be looking like a Fruit Mento soon
You drop a fruit Mento in the footwell of your car whilst driving and almost cry.
People keep telling you how big you're getting and you don't (most of the time) feel like punching them in the face.
You think nothing of putting chilli jam on a roast beef sandwich.
You sit and eat pickled onions straight from the jar.
You put the butter dish in the bin and some rubbish in the fridge.
You're in bed before 8pm on a Friday night.
You're still in your dressing gown at 11am and don't feel guilty about it.
You see some gorgeous Autumn outfits in the shop just because you know you can't buy them.
You have to have a lie down after doing anything that involves standing up for more than 30 minutes.
You can't watch a game show without getting emotionally involved with the contestants and sobbing like a baby when they win/lose.
You find yourself standing by yourself looking down and wondering if it's the last time you'll see your feet.
Your husband surprises you with a plan to go to Florida on holiday 3 months before the new baby arrives and you aren't sure you want to go.
You scream hysterically at your husband if he gets himself a chocolate/biscuit/cake without getting you one.
Your craving for meat is that bad that you can't drive past a McDonalds without using the drive thru to just grab a Sausage McMuffin or Big Mac.
Your craving for meat is that bad that you make your husband go to the 24 hour McDonalds at midnight.
You don't really care that there are actually 565 calories and a shit load of salt in a Double Sausage McMuffin as long as you get your fix.
Your chin resembles that of a 15 year old McDonalds worker because of all the crap you're eating.
You have to run out to the shop to buy a cabinet full of spot treatment.
You visit the toilet for a pee more than 7 times in a couple of hours during the night.
You are tempted to take your pillow and duvet into the ensuite and sleep on the loo to save getting up.
You use the fact you have a pregnancy related 'illness' to get out of having sex.
* Okay, so these are all ME but I just had to share